Skydive Twin Cities

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Skydiving is something I’ve always wanted to do but never actively pursued, hoping instead that if I waited long enough, an occasion would somehow present itself. Leave it to a daily deal website to fulfill my wish.

In December, Groupon offered a deal for $80 off the price of a tandem jump through Skydive Twin Cities (which, oddly enough, is headquartered across the border in Baldwin, WI). I was lucky enough to have a couple of friends who wanted to go too, so it was on.

It wasn’t until May that we finally got around to making reservations. The certificates were nearly expired, and with thunderstorms forecast on the day of our jump, it looked like we might not get to go. But the weather ended up being perfect: slightly warm, little to no wind, and an overcast sky, which meant we could go up above the clouds and plunge back through them on the way down — a fantastic experience.

The airfield was easy to find, and a mere 40-minute drive from St. Paul. It’s basically a grass airstrip, of the type I haven’t flown off of since my days as a Civil Air Patrol cadet. The staff was very professional, and had a healthy sense of humor about the dangers of their sport. (The instructor’s persistent references to “if the parachute opens” and “if you survive” are apparently a tension-breaker for reluctant newbs.)

All in all, though, I found I wasn’t nearly as nervous as I thought I’d be. There’s an air of unreality about the whole thing that drowns out any real sense of fear. And the fact you’re essentially strapped to a person who clearly knows what they’re doing helps a lot. It’s nice, because they do all the work; you can just enjoy the ride.

And what a ride. Skydiving is one experience in life that truly does not disappoint. To exit an airplane at 10,000+ feet is to commit to something with a level of totality that few other things in life demand. It is awesome, in the truest sense of the word. You can’t understand it until you do it; and after you do it, you’ll want more. My friends and I had the same reaction after we were back on the ground: “Want to go again?” We probably will.

The Economics of Homebrewing

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In June, my friend Garrett and I started brewing our own beer. In retrospect, I’m not sure why. I know it’s something we had been talking about for months, if not years. We both loved beer, to be sure. And we liked the idea that if we got good enough at brewing we could experiment with our own recipes and eventually come up with something original.

And then there was this post on Lifehacker, which certainly piqued my interest. The idea that brewing your own beer at home could actually save you money? That pretty much sealed the deal for me.

But is it true?

For those who’d rather not read the rest of this post, I’ll summarize my answer now: sort of, but not really.

Below, you’ll find a more detailed explanation. By the way, prices are as listed at Northern Brewer, the shop Garrett and I use.

Equipment and Supply Costs

First, let’s go through your basic equipment needs. I’m going to approach this post from the perspective of someone who’s interested in spending as little as possible — i.e. someone not interested in purchasing a $300 brew kettle, a conical fermenter or any other kind of advanced equipment.

Absolutely Necessary Brewing Equipment:
• “Basic” Homebrewing Starter Kit: $74.99
• Brew Kettle: $37.99

Not-Necessary-But-Incredibly-Helpful Brewing Equipment:
• “Better Basic” or “Deluxe” Homebrewing Starter Kit: $109.99 or $156.99, respectively
• Bottling Tree: $51.99
• Wort Chiller: $63.99

Basically, you can buy all the equipment you need for $121.60, after tax. If you’re willing to spend $334.67, however, you can get a much better setup that’s going to make brewing and bottling a lot easier — although it won’t necessarily produce better brews.

Now, let’s look at what you need to actually brew the beer.

Beer Ingredients and Bottling Supplies:
• Recipe kit (includes grains, malt extract and hops): $17.99 to $79.99, depending on type of beer
• Dry yeast packet: $1.10 to $6.75, depending on yeast variety
• Priming sugar or carbonation tablets: $1.15 to $4.50, depending on type
• Bottle caps: $3.25 (144-count bag, will get you through three-and-a-half batches)
• One Step sanitizer (5-lb. container, will get you through multiple batches): $23.99
• Beer bottles: $0 (?)

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Cost Per Bottle

Now, let’s run through a scenario…

To keep the costs down as low as possible, let’s say we’re brewing a Dry Irish Stout. The kit costs $19.99 and the yeast $3.50. For priming sugar, let’s go with a packet of Munton’s Carb Tabs at a cost of $2.99. The bottle caps will cost $3.25, but let’s spread that out over three-and-a-half batches for a cost of 93 cents per batch. The cost-per-batch of the sanitizer is a little harder to calculate; I bought a 5-lb. container of the stuff several beers ago and Garrett and I have barely put a dent in it. To be conservative, let’s say we use brewing and bottling one batch of beer will cost us $3 in sanitizer.

After tax, ingredients and supplies for one batch of Dry Irish Stout are going to cost us around $35.23. From that, we get approximately 5 gallons of beer, which in my experience amounts to about 41 standard bottles (12 fl. oz. each). Your cost per beer, then, is going to be approximately 86 cents.

That’s not too shabby. Eighty-six cents per beer is equal to $10.32 per 12-pack. If you consider that a 12-pack of Fat Tire might run you $17.07 after tax at your local liquor store, you are saving as much as 56 cents per bottle. Of course, a 12-pack of Summit might only cost $12.90 (you’d save 22 cents per bottle), and a 12-pack of Miller Lite only $10.75 (you’d save less than 4 cents per bottle). Clearly, the amount of money you save by homebrewing depends on what kind of beer you would normally buy.

The Real Cost

Now we have to factor in the cost of the equipment. Even if you went with the cheap setup at a cost of $121.50, you can see that it’s going to take quite a while for you to break even. If you’re saving 56 cents per bottle (sticking with the Fat Tire comparison), it’s still going to take you until your sixth batch of beer before you start to see any actual savings compared to what you would have spent on the store-bought brew. Six batches is about 30 gallons of beer, or roughly 246 bottles. I hope you’re thirsty.

Of course, if you went with the more expensive setup at $334.67, you’re going to have to make 15 batches of beer before you break even — that’s 75 gallons of beer, or about 615 bottles.

This is basically the predicament in which Garrett and I find ourselves. The reality is, we’re not saving any money by homebrewing. I would venture a guess that nobody really does. Keep in mind, even the optimistic scenario laid out above assumes a number or things, i.e.: (1) that you’re sticking to the cheap recipe kits at the homebrew shop; (2) that you would normally buy an expensive craft beer like Fat Tire at a liquor store; (3) that you don’t end up with any spoiled batches of homebrew; and (4) that you’re not giving any of your precious homebrewed beer away as gifts to eager friends and family, which, let’s face it, you will be.

On top of all this, economically speaking, there is the opportunity cost associated with spending several hours every few weekends brewing and/or bottling beer. Of course, the brewing process is part of the fun — in fact, it’s pretty much the whole point of homebrewing — and that’s really the bottom line. Homebrewing is for those who have a genuine fascination with the brewing process. There are plenty of prepackaged options already waiting at the liquor store for those who just want to drink good beer.

Happy Independence Day!

Independence Day Fireworks - St. Paul

I got a nice used Canon EOS 20D from a coworker last week, and decided I’d give it a spin by photographing St. Paul’s fireworks display from the Smith Avenue Bridge — which I consider to be the best Fourth of July fireworks vantage point in the Twin Cities. The results are a cut above what I’ve done in the past with my point-and-shoot, but probably not as good as what the camera is capable of. It’s my first DSLR, and obviously I’ve got a lot to learn. Fortunately, PC World had a handy guide to shooting fireworks that I found helpful (and that you should bookmark for next year).

That’s Harriet Island off to the right, flooded with light from A Taste of Minnesota. I didn’t make it there this year, but I hear it’s a lot better now that new management has taken it over. Any change is welcome, as far as I’m concerned; no disrespect, but the food is basically no different than state fair food, and last year’s Eddie Money set was by far and away the worst concert I’ve ever seen in my entire life. (Note to ’80s rockers: joking on stage about how you’re a washed-up has-been whose kids won’t return your calls, even if it’s true, is not cool.)

Summit Brewery Tour

Summit Brewery Tour

In hard times like these, it’s wise to get your kicks for free whenever possible. Yesterday, Patty and I (along with an eager group of friends) took Summit Brewing Company’s almost-too-good-to-be-true complimentary tour of its St. Paul brewery — and I have to say that it’s about as good a time as you can have for free anywhere.

Be advised that if you want to take the tour yourself, you’ll probably have to book it a few weeks in advance, as open slots fill up quickly. The tour is popular, and the source of its popularity can probably be summed up neatly in two words: FREE BEER.

Let me emphasize that that this is neither only sole nor the best reason to take the tour. There is an educational aspect to the Summit Brewery tour that any true beer enthusiast will appreciate. (I, being among other things the proud owner of an autographed copy of Doug Hoverson’s excellent Land of Amber Waters: The History of Brewing in Minnesota, consider myself an enthusiast, if not a connoisseur, of beer.)

The tour guides, who are all volunteers (technically, though several of them said they are unofficially paid in beer) know a great deal about not only the brewing process but also the history of brewing. If you want to know why India Pale Ales are so hoppy or what the difference is between craft breweries and microbreweries (think production volume), the tour guides can tell you that and a whole lot more.

Of course, for those philistines who have no real interest in the art of brewing (shame!), the introductory lecture and the walk-through of the brewery itself are something you’ll just have to endure before you get to the free beer part of the tour. Summit is incredibly generous in letting patrons of their brewery sample their products. Each tour participant is given three tokens at the door, each of which is good for one “sample” of Summit beer. Luckily, Summit’s idea of a “sample” is pretty much a full-sized beer. My advice: bring along a spouse who doesn’t drink. That way you get extra tokens!

St. Paul’s Crazy Street Signs (Updated)

St. Paul's Crazy Street Signs

The above is one of many “traffic calming” artistic street signs currently located on George Street on St. Paul’s West Side. Patty noticed them on her way to work one day. According to this report by WCCO, the signs don’t really accomplish their intended purpose of slowing traffic, but they definitely add some eccentric charm to the neighborhood.

You can see my pictures of the signs here.

Pop!

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I’ve never reviewed a restaurant before, but I guess there’s a first time for everything…

Last night, on our way to check out some amateur poetry at the Artists’ Quarter, Patty and I spotted what I can only describe as a giant glowing pink room through a window at the corner of Wabasha and 6th. Turns out that we had stumbled upon the new Pop! restaurant, which, as it happens, was celebrating its grand opening — just in time for the RNC.

It seemed like an interesting place, and we decided to stop and have a drink. I have to confess that I wasn’t even aware of the Pop! in northeast Minneapolis, and so really had no expectations before walking through the door. It’s a huge space — formerly occupied by a French Mediterranean restaurant that closed in June — and very inviting. The decor, despite the obvious nod to Andy Warhol in the form of a towering Campbell’s soup can screen, seemed more reminiscent of Ikea than of an overhyped 20th-century art movement, but the lighting and the overall atmosphere made it a pleasant experience. There were also a number of little touches — like a vibrating hand-held massager at each table — that I thought were original. And the staff were really friendly and eager to please.

We didn’t try any of the food, but most things on the menu looked good. Prices seemed comparable to Pazzaluna or some of the other downtown restaurants — which is to say, a little on the high side — but they offer a number of smaller plates of appetizers, soups, etc. that are pretty cheap. They also had what appeared to this (not totally discerning) patron to be a decent wine selection, and the beer selection was definitely above-average. (Any place with more than two different kinds of Surly is generally OK by my standards.)

Pop! seems like the kind of place that has potential to become a cool local haunt — that is, if there were ever any people to be found in downtown St. Paul outside of work hours. Like everything else after dark in my beloved city, Pop! seemed almost empty; the staff outnumbered the customers. That will almost certainly change during the RNC, of course, and hopefully they’ll have better luck after the convention too.

It’s a cool place. Check it out.

(More pictures here.)

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A word about saintpaulitan:

I may be changing the look and possibly even the name of this blog very soon. The whole point of my starting this blog was that I was going to use it as an excuse to learn some XHTML, CSS, PHP, etc. Now, I’ve actually got around to doing that, and I hope to launch a much cleaner and more customized version of saintpaulitan in the near future.

‘Til next time.