Six reporters St. Paulites should be following on Twitter

I’m not a very prolific Twitter user. This might seem odd for someone whose work involves social media, but most of that work is actually done through my office’s account. We don’t use personal Twitter accounts at work, and at home I tend to spend more time on Facebook, where the intricate privacy options allow me to exercise a bit more discretion in terms of who’s allowed to see what (a big plus when your work is politically sensitive).

What I probably would tweet about, if I bothered to make time for it, is St. Paul stuff — people, places, events, etc. Fortunately, St. Paulites who want to know what’s going on around town have some much better options than me. Here are a few of my favorites:

Chao Xiong (Star Tribune)
Beat: St. Paul and Ramsey County public safety
Twitter handle: @ChaoStrib
Sample:

Frederick Melo (Pioneer Press)
Beat: St. Paul urban life, politics, neighborhoods
Twitter handle: @FrederickMelo
Sample:

Ben Garvin (Pioneer Press)
Beat: Photojournalist
Twitter handle: @bengarvin
Sample:

Mara Gottfried (Pioneer Press)
Beat: St. Paul public safety
Twitter handle: @MaraGottfried
Sample:

Julio Ojeda-Zapata (Pioneer Press)
Beat: Technology (with an eye on the local angle)
Twitter handle: @ojezap
Sample:

Emily Gurnon (Pioneer Press)
Beat: Ramsey County courts
Twitter handle: @EmilyGurnon
Sample:

Know some other good ones? Post them in the comments.

The $500 Kitchen Makeover

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When Patty and I moved into our house a little more than two years ago, the one thing we knew had to go was the kitchen floor. It was ugly, pockmarked, discolored and soiled by a thousand or so varieties of dirt and grime.

The problem is, we’re sort of cheap. And indecisive. Consequently, we spent the next two years debating what kind of flooring we wanted, how much we were willing to spend, and finally, whether we should pay a contractor to do the job right or take a chance on our own abilities as do-it-yourselfers.

From the beginning, Patty thought we should just do the floor ourselves. I resisted the idea, noting that our previous home improvement projects had yielded mediocre results. We went back and forth on the issue until one day Patty stumbled across this blog post, which describes how to redo your kitchen floor in black-and-white checkerboard for under $100 using vinyl, adhesive-backed tiles.

I know black-and-white checkerboard isn’t very popular anymore, but for some reason Patty and I seemed to gravitate toward it. We looked at a lot of modern, more conventional tile and sheet vinyl options, but everything looked boring. In any case, we thought we could make the black-and-white checkerboard work in our kitchen. I read the blog post, studied the photos, and then read it again. I clicked through to the how-to video on YouTube and checked out the website of the company that sells the tiles, Mazer Wholesale, Inc. It all seemed pretty self-explanatory.

The more I thought about it, the more it seemed like we really could do this ourselves. The tipping point came when Patty pointed out that if we could pull off a project like this for such a small price, we would still have enough money left over to pay a contractor to come in and fix it if the end result was so bad that we couldn’t live with it.

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I could go into detail about the actual process of laying the tiles, but it really is pretty simple and there are plenty of resources available online to help explain it. The edge pieces can be tricky, but after the first few you’ll get the hang of how to measure them. I will simply say that before doing this project, I had never done flooring in my life. If I can do it, anyone can.

We found our kitchen had a some qualities that meshed well with the checkerboard pattern — namely the yellow walls and the wood grain countertop, both of which help warm and soften the room. We decided to repaint the cabinets to match our appliances; that, of course, necessitated repainting all the molding and the door to the basement as well. (We found out that painting cabinets is a vastly more difficult task than laying down self-adhesive tiles over linoleum.)

When we got to the end, we still found that something was missing. We decided the room needed more color — something to punch it up a bit. We found some cheap red accent rugs at Target, and then went on Amazon and ordered some red-and-white checkerboard valances for the windows. We also bought a new dining set that we both liked from Ikea, and threw in a few plants and some framed prints on the walls for good measure.

Here’s what it all cost us:

  • Tiles (including shipping) ~$125
  • Painting supplies from Home Depot ~$150
  • Rugs, valances, cellular shades and wall decorations ~$125
  • Table and chairs from Ikea ~$100

There you have it. New kitchen, $500. Finally, here are a couple of blog posts from Apartment Therapy that I found helpful:

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The Parking Nightmare that is St. Paul

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Above is a picture of a parking spot in downtown St. Paul. Specifically, it’s the one on the northeast corner of St. Peter and 5th. Feel free to park your car here and enjoy some of the many businesses and attractions downtown. Just make sure you follow these simple rules:

You can park in this spot for up to an hour between 8:00 a.m. and 4:30 p.m., as long as you pay the meter; if you park here after 4:30 p.m., it’s free. But, wait: don’t park here at all Monday through Friday between the hours of 7:00 a.m. to 9:00 a.m. and 4:00 p.m. to 6:00 p.m. (regardless of whether you paid the meter). Also, don’t leave your car here between the hours of 2:00 a.m. and 7:00 a.m. unless it’s a Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday or Sunday, in which case it’s allowed. Parking meters are strictly enforced, by the way,  and failure to obey any one of these rules will result in a $33 fine.

Got all that? Good. Enjoy your time in St. Paul.

Okay, I know the world has bigger problems, but seriously, this is ridiculous. Look, I only got a “C” in my freshman Intro to Logic course in college, so I’m probably just not cut out to tackle St. Paul’s labyrinthine parking restrictions, and I should just resign myself to getting ticketed every few months when I stumble upon some weird parking spot with insane rules. On the other hand, I don’t think a doctorate in philosophy should be a prerequisite to be able to figure out where you can safely park your car — especially in a city that’s half-deserted most of the time.

Thankfully, St. Paul’s business community agrees with me. The local district council is even doing a survey to let people voice their concerns. Please, do me and the rest of the city a favor and tell them all of your parking horror stories. It appears somebody may actually be on the verge of doing something about this situation. In the meantime, I’m going to go fight my second parking ticket in a year…

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Make sure you look behind those trees!

The Economics of Homebrewing

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In June, my friend Garrett and I started brewing our own beer. In retrospect, I’m not sure why. I know it’s something we had been talking about for months, if not years. We both loved beer, to be sure. And we liked the idea that if we got good enough at brewing we could experiment with our own recipes and eventually come up with something original.

And then there was this post on Lifehacker, which certainly piqued my interest. The idea that brewing your own beer at home could actually save you money? That pretty much sealed the deal for me.

But is it true?

For those who’d rather not read the rest of this post, I’ll summarize my answer now: sort of, but not really.

Below, you’ll find a more detailed explanation. By the way, prices are as listed at Northern Brewer, the shop Garrett and I use.

Equipment and Supply Costs

First, let’s go through your basic equipment needs. I’m going to approach this post from the perspective of someone who’s interested in spending as little as possible — i.e. someone not interested in purchasing a $300 brew kettle, a conical fermenter or any other kind of advanced equipment.

Absolutely Necessary Brewing Equipment:
• “Basic” Homebrewing Starter Kit: $74.99
• Brew Kettle: $37.99

Not-Necessary-But-Incredibly-Helpful Brewing Equipment:
• “Better Basic” or “Deluxe” Homebrewing Starter Kit: $109.99 or $156.99, respectively
• Bottling Tree: $51.99
• Wort Chiller: $63.99

Basically, you can buy all the equipment you need for $121.60, after tax. If you’re willing to spend $334.67, however, you can get a much better setup that’s going to make brewing and bottling a lot easier — although it won’t necessarily produce better brews.

Now, let’s look at what you need to actually brew the beer.

Beer Ingredients and Bottling Supplies:
• Recipe kit (includes grains, malt extract and hops): $17.99 to $79.99, depending on type of beer
• Dry yeast packet: $1.10 to $6.75, depending on yeast variety
• Priming sugar or carbonation tablets: $1.15 to $4.50, depending on type
• Bottle caps: $3.25 (144-count bag, will get you through three-and-a-half batches)
• One Step sanitizer (5-lb. container, will get you through multiple batches): $23.99
• Beer bottles: $0 (?)

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Cost Per Bottle

Now, let’s run through a scenario…

To keep the costs down as low as possible, let’s say we’re brewing a Dry Irish Stout. The kit costs $19.99 and the yeast $3.50. For priming sugar, let’s go with a packet of Munton’s Carb Tabs at a cost of $2.99. The bottle caps will cost $3.25, but let’s spread that out over three-and-a-half batches for a cost of 93 cents per batch. The cost-per-batch of the sanitizer is a little harder to calculate; I bought a 5-lb. container of the stuff several beers ago and Garrett and I have barely put a dent in it. To be conservative, let’s say we use brewing and bottling one batch of beer will cost us $3 in sanitizer.

After tax, ingredients and supplies for one batch of Dry Irish Stout are going to cost us around $35.23. From that, we get approximately 5 gallons of beer, which in my experience amounts to about 41 standard bottles (12 fl. oz. each). Your cost per beer, then, is going to be approximately 86 cents.

That’s not too shabby. Eighty-six cents per beer is equal to $10.32 per 12-pack. If you consider that a 12-pack of Fat Tire might run you $17.07 after tax at your local liquor store, you are saving as much as 56 cents per bottle. Of course, a 12-pack of Summit might only cost $12.90 (you’d save 22 cents per bottle), and a 12-pack of Miller Lite only $10.75 (you’d save less than 4 cents per bottle). Clearly, the amount of money you save by homebrewing depends on what kind of beer you would normally buy.

The Real Cost

Now we have to factor in the cost of the equipment. Even if you went with the cheap setup at a cost of $121.50, you can see that it’s going to take quite a while for you to break even. If you’re saving 56 cents per bottle (sticking with the Fat Tire comparison), it’s still going to take you until your sixth batch of beer before you start to see any actual savings compared to what you would have spent on the store-bought brew. Six batches is about 30 gallons of beer, or roughly 246 bottles. I hope you’re thirsty.

Of course, if you went with the more expensive setup at $334.67, you’re going to have to make 15 batches of beer before you break even — that’s 75 gallons of beer, or about 615 bottles.

This is basically the predicament in which Garrett and I find ourselves. The reality is, we’re not saving any money by homebrewing. I would venture a guess that nobody really does. Keep in mind, even the optimistic scenario laid out above assumes a number or things, i.e.: (1) that you’re sticking to the cheap recipe kits at the homebrew shop; (2) that you would normally buy an expensive craft beer like Fat Tire at a liquor store; (3) that you don’t end up with any spoiled batches of homebrew; and (4) that you’re not giving any of your precious homebrewed beer away as gifts to eager friends and family, which, let’s face it, you will be.

On top of all this, economically speaking, there is the opportunity cost associated with spending several hours every few weekends brewing and/or bottling beer. Of course, the brewing process is part of the fun — in fact, it’s pretty much the whole point of homebrewing — and that’s really the bottom line. Homebrewing is for those who have a genuine fascination with the brewing process. There are plenty of prepackaged options already waiting at the liquor store for those who just want to drink good beer.

Another ‘Wall Street’ That’s Ripping Us Off…

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One advantage of living in St. Paul is the parking situation: since there are never any people here, you can basically park wherever you want. Even in Lowertown — the one part of downtown St. Paul that shows regular signs of human activity after 5 p.m. — you can usually find an open meter space. Street parking is ample, and generally free after 4:30; this means that, unlike in Minneapolis, you can have a night on the town without getting bilked at some overpriced parking ramp.

Until last weekend, I believed it was basically impossible for anyone with a modicum of intelligence to park illegally in St. Paul. On Friday, however, my wife and I apparently stumbled upon the one block in the entire city that has a weird, arcane parking restriction in place: Wall Street.

Specifically, I mean the stretch of Wall Street between Fourth and Fifth Streets, right next to the St. Paul Farmer’s Market. We parked there for about an hour and a half while we had dinner two blocks away at Trattoria Da Vinci. When we got back, there was a $33 parking ticket jammed under my windshield wiper. Huh? We double-checked the restrictions printed on the meter; nothing was there to indicate we were parked illegally. My wife checked the other cars parked in front of us; all of them had been ticketed too. Confused, I walked a little further up the street and finally noticed a sign stating that parking was prohibited between 6 p.m. Friday and 3 p.m. Saturday.

Not a bad deal for the city, I thought. My wife and I go out to dinner in Lowertown on a Friday evening, they get $33 of my money. But why? Maybe it has to do with the farmer’s market. They’re probably trying to keep people from blocking delivery trucks on Saturday mornings — which is fine.  But why can’t I park there on a Friday evening? The vendors aren’t going to roll up at 7 p.m. Friday, unload their merchandise and then wait around in the cold for 12 hours.

I’m surprised the uber-proactive Lowertown Entertainment District isn’t lobbying the city to change this. It’s an unusual, annoying rule that could discourage potential business patrons. Yeah, I know; it’s my fault. I should’ve paid closer attention to the street signs. But seriously, has anyone else ever heard of a street in downtown St. Paul where you can’t park after 4:30 p.m.? And if they’re going to have that restriction, why not print it clearly on the meters so people notice it? Better yet, why not have a parking enforcement officer put hoods on the meters? I mean, since they’re obviously in the area anyway…

Happy Independence Day!

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I got a nice used Canon EOS 20D from a coworker last week, and decided I’d give it a spin by photographing St. Paul’s fireworks display from the Smith Avenue Bridge — which I consider to be the best Fourth of July fireworks vantage point in the Twin Cities. The results are a cut above what I’ve done in the past with my point-and-shoot, but probably not as good as what the camera is capable of. It’s my first DSLR, and obviously I’ve got a lot to learn. Fortunately, PC World had a handy guide to shooting fireworks that I found helpful (and that you should bookmark for next year).

That’s Harriet Island off to the right, flooded with light from A Taste of Minnesota. I didn’t make it there this year, but I hear it’s a lot better now that new management has taken it over. Any change is welcome, as far as I’m concerned; no disrespect, but the food is basically no different than state fair food, and last year’s Eddie Money set was by far and away the worst concert I’ve ever seen in my entire life. (Note to ’80s rockers: joking on stage about how you’re a washed-up has-been whose kids won’t return your calls, even if it’s true, is not cool.)

Hot Rod Day at the Capitol

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One of the fringe benefits of working at the Legislature is having a front-row seat to all the activity that goes on in and around the Capitol Building. Usually it’s some kind of protest, but there are a couple of unique events that happen every year that always make me stop and look. Yesterday, the Minnesota Street Rod Association held their annual rally on the Capitol Mall. I don’t know what it is about these guys, but they always seem to pick a day when the weather is absolutely perfect. While the House was engrossed in a protracted debate on — appropriately — a transportation policy bill, I walked outside and snapped some pictures.